Looking For Your Favorite Simpsons Quote?

Which is your favorite Simpsons quote? I have watched every episode of the Simpsons show and their re runs. But the humor never fails me. Each Simpsons quote on this page is my favorite. Which one is yours?

Weird Humor: Ralph Wiggum: Simpsons Quote
And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

Food: Homer Simpsons Quote
Chief justice of the Supreme Court. What great men he would join -- John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger... mmm burger!

Food: Homer Simpsons Quote
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

Opinions: Homer Simpsons Quote
And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.

Opinions: Homer Simpsons Quote
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Parenting: Homer Simpsons Quote
Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations: You may outsmart someone!

Parenting: Homer Simpsons Quote
Hello, son. I wanna apologize. I just got so caught up trying to encourage you I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you forgive me I promise I'll never encourage you again.

Religion: Homer Simpsons Quote
Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?

Stupidity: Ralph Wiggum: Simpsons Quote
Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever.

Wise Cracks: Homer Simpsons Quote
You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide.

Work: Homer Simpsons Quote
With my earning power, this family has nothing to worry about... (pokes his eye with a hotdog)... Oh! Please call my office and tell them I won't be coming to work tomorrow.

Work: Homer Simpsons Quote
When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie, 'Spaceballs'. But instead it was dark and disturbing like that movie, 'Police Academy'.