Simpsons Quotes

If you have not been following the TV serial very keenly, you may wonder what's great about Simpsons quotes. Well, this page gives you a good collection of funny Simpsons quotes. So go on and form your own opinions about the crazy Simpsons from The Simpsons show.

Insults: Homer Simpsons Quotes
I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight.

Life views: Homer Simpsons Quotes
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.

Life views: Homer Simpsons Quotes
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?

Life views: Homer Simpsons Quotes
Hmm... Fabulous house... Well-behaved kids... Sisters-in-law dead... Luxury Sedan...WOOHOO! I hit the jackpot! Marge dear, would you kindly pass me a donut.

Opinions: Homer Simpsons Quotes
We got a little rule back home: if it's brown drink it down, if it's black send it back.

Opinions: Homer Simpsons Quotes
When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always wanting more... more... more! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return.

Relationships: Homer Simpsons Quotes
What is a wedding? Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden.'

Relationships: Homer Simpsons Quotes
Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love.

Wise Cracks: Homer Simpsons Quotes
I tell ya. It's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces... I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.