Simpson's Quotes Reveal the Character's True Feelings

Simpson's quotes about life, television, food, and parenting are all stupid and dim-witted. But if you ignore the stupidity, you will find that there is a caring father, a loving husband, and an earnest citizen within Homer Simpson. Read a collection of Homer Simpson's quotes.

Stupidity
Don't worry head. The computer will do all the thinking from now on.

Insults
Son, I know it hurts. I still remember my first life-time banning.

Life views
All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.

Opinions
I always say a boy can learn more at an airport than at any school.

Stupidity
I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!"

Stupidity
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba... uh, goodnight!

Television
Without TV, it is hard to know when one day ends and another begins.

Weird Humor
Wait a minute, Marge. I saw 'Mrs. Doubtfire.' This is a man in drag!

Wise Cracks
I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold, and eaten.

Wise Cracks
This is not a wedding like the ones on TV. This is a REAL marriage.