Homer Simpsons Quotes: Love
For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin... then the sweet, sweet innards...
Homer Simpsons Quotes: Love
Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.
Homer Simpsons Quotes: Love
You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep, than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.
Homer Simpsons Quotes: Love
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.
Homer Simpsons Quotes: Love
Stop that. I love my wife and family. All I'm going to use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort.
Homer Simpsons Quotes: Love
Marge, there's just too much pressure. What with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second all those things go away, we'll have sex.
Homer Simpsons Quotes: Love
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
Homer Simpsons Quotes: Love
Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her... during the commercial.
Homer Simpsons Quotes: Love
From now on I'll never leave the room without saying how much I love you and... this takes a long time. May be a pat on your butt will do... that's it.

