These Simpsons Sayings Convey More in Few Words

Some of Simpsons quotes are legendary for their witty humor. In fact, the best of Simpsons quotes are also known as Simpson's sayings. These are funny one-liners often used in jokes. I have collected an interesting list of Simpsons sayings here.

Insults: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

Opinions: Homer Simpsons Sayings
The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth.

Stupidity: Homer Simpsons Sayings
There's a New Mexico?

Stupidity: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Computer! Kill Flanders!

Stupidity: Homer Simpsons Sayings
I hope I didn't brain my damage.

Stupidity: Homer Simpsons Sayings
I want to be alone with my thought.

Stupidity: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Television: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Stupid TV. Be more funny.

Television: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover!

Weird Humor: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Aw! 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut!

Weird Humor: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.