"Simpsons" Sayings

I challenge you to read Homer Simpson's sayings on this page and avoid laughing. It is just not possible.

Insults
Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!

Opinions
The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth.

Stupidity
There's a New Mexico?

Stupidity
Computer! Kill Flanders!

Stupidity
I hope I didn't brain my damage.

Stupidity
I want to be alone with my thought.

Stupidity
Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Television
Stupid TV. Be more funny.

Television
Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover!

Weird Humor
Aw! 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut!

Weird Humor
Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.