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These Simpsons Sayings Convey More in Few Words

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Some of Simpsons quotes are legendary for their witty humor. In fact, the best of Simpsons quotes are also known as Simpson's sayings. These are funny one-liners often used in jokes. I have collected an interesting list of Simpsons sayings here.

Insults: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

Opinions: Homer Simpsons Sayings
The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth.

Stupidity: Homer Simpsons Sayings
There's a New Mexico?

Stupidity: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Computer! Kill Flanders!

Stupidity: Homer Simpsons Sayings
I hope I didn't brain my damage.

Stupidity: Homer Simpsons Sayings
I want to be alone with my thought.

Stupidity: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Television: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Stupid TV. Be more funny.

Television: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover!

Weird Humor: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Aw! 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut!

Weird Humor: Homer Simpsons Sayings
Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.

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