Funny Quotes About Men

If you are the kind who enjoys reading books on relationships, this one is for you. Men have their share of quirks and idiosyncrasies; which befuddle women. But only a man can understand what goes on in the mind of a man. Here are some rib-tickling funny quotes about men.

• Oscar Wilde
  How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?

• Oscar Wilde
  Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

• Elayne Boosler
  When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

• Mae West
  Men are all alike -- except the one you've met who's different.

• Mae West
  Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

• Oscar Wilde
  Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.

• Mae West
  It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.

• William Shakespeare
  Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.

• Mignon McLaughlin
  Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.

• Mae West
  Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

• Oscar Wilde
  Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

• Bruce Willis
  On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

• Jeanne-Marie Roland
  The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

• Will Rogers
  Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

• Oliver Wendell Holmes
  Man has will, but woman has her way.