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Funny Quotes About Men

Read the Mind of a Man With These Funny Quotes About Men


If you are the kind who enjoys reading books on relationships, this one is for you. Men have their share of quirks and idiosyncrasies; which befuddle women. But only a man can understand what goes on in the mind of a man. Here are some rib-tickling funny quotes about men.
  • Oscar Wilde
    How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?

  • Oscar Wilde
    Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

  • Elayne Boosler
    When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

  • Mae West
    Men are all alike -- except the one you've met who's different.

  • Mae West
    Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

  • Oscar Wilde
    Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.

  • Mae West
    It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.

  • William Shakespeare
    Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.

  • Mignon McLaughlin
    Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.

  • Mae West
    Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

  • Oscar Wilde
    Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

  • Bruce Willis
    On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

  • Jeanne-Marie Roland
    The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

  • Will Rogers
    Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

  • Oliver Wendell Holmes
    Man has will, but woman has her way.

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