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Funny Sayings Teach You to Let Go

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Have you ever chased a feather floating down from the sky? Or stomped puddles?

Have you wondered why children enjoy life more than adults do? The answer lies in the fun element of life. If you are always uptight, you will miss out on the simple pleasures of life. So let go of your inhibitions and allow yourself to have some fun. To help you discover your fun factor, read these funny sayings.
  • Fred Allen
    A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

  • Groucho Marx
    A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

  • H. L. Mencken
    Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

  • Charles Schulz
    Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

  • Tom Waits
    The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

  • George Ade
    Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

  • Oscar Wilde
    I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

  • Janeane Garofalo
    I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

  • Mae West
    When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

  • Benny Hill
    Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

  • Groucho Marx
    A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

  • George Bernard Shaw
    A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

  • H. L. Mencken
    A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

  • Oscar Wilde
    It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

  • Steven Wright
    A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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