Funny Wedding Quotes

Weddings are so emotionally charged, that they often present opportunities for the truly ridiculous. To overcome wedding stress, one must develop the ability to laugh at oneself and say, "Hey that was the stupidest and funniest situation that I have ever been in." Here are some funny wedding quotes that rebuild funny wedding scenarios.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Groucho Marx
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine -- we were both crazy about girls.

Mark Twain
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

H. L. Mencken
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

Phyllis Diller
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Euripides
Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

Artie Shaw
You have no idea of the women I didn't marry.

Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Helen Rowland
When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Helen Rowland
One man's folly is another man's wife.