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Carry on Laughing: Funny Sex Quotes


Sex can be passionate and sex can be tender. But can sex be funny? The answer is "Yes." Funny anecdotes about sex, especially involving others can cause a laugh riot. Here are a few funny sex quotes that will tickle your rib.

Blaise Pascal
Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him.

Joss Whedon
'Hey you wanna have sex and get married? Ok then...' that works every time!

Bill Maher
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

Milton Berle
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.

Woody Allen
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Drew Carey
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

Mae West
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Gloria Steinem
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

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