Funny Wedding Crashers Quote

If it weren't for the brilliant acting by Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, Wedding Crashers would have probably been yet another "wedding movie." Wedding Crashers is hilarious because of the perfect comic timing of the two actors and the funny story line. If you haven't watched the movie, these funny Wedding Crashers quotes will encourage you to buy a DVD. And if you have watched the movie, relive the moments with each funny Wedding Crashers quote.

Jeremy Grey
I'm a little to traumatized to eat a scone.

Chazz Reinhold
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

Jeremy Grey
I'm gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I'm gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for a while.

Todd Cleary
Let's play tummy sticks.

Jeremy Grey
That's not how you cut cake. You gotta treat cake like a lady!

Jeremy Grey
Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bulls eye.

Jeremy Grey
I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you.

Jeremy Grey
A friend in need is a pest.

John Beckwith
That's right. What am I thinking? I'm used to sailing down under with the kiwis so everything's backwards and the toilets when you flush them, the water spins the opposite way. Really freaks you out the first time you see it.

Mrs. Kroeger
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!