Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 per cent sure that I love you!
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.