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Funny Quotes From Movies

Here Are Some Select Funny Quotes From Movies

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It is difficult to decide what really makes comedies funny. Is it the perfect acting, the comic situation, or simply the funny lines? Whether it is classics like "The Gold Rush" or recent movies like "The Wedding Crashers," we have to be grateful to our moviemakers for a steady supply of humor. So let's raise a toast to funny quotes from movies and read some of them right here.

Woody Allen, Love and Death
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

Jim Carrey, The Cable Guy
You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.

Hugh Grant, Notting Hill
[to Julia Roberts] I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name.

Timothy Walker, Four Weddings and a Funeral
[talking about his new wife] Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble.

Renee Zellweger, Bridget Jone's Diary
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

Groucho Marx, Night at the Opera
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

Renee Zellweger, Bridget Jone's Diary
My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.

Rupert Everett, My Best Friend's Wedding
Hmm… Death by mini bar, how glamorous.

Robert De Niro, Meet the Parents
I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.

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