What did you say?... Careful? What are you... my lifeguard? CAREFUL!! What are you... spotting my jokes? CAREFUL... CAREFUL!!
I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff... They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.'
One brother, five sisters… dude I’d have to wear a tampon just to fit in.
...I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat. Unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead...
I didn’t want to call it Burger King so I called it the BK lounge.