The media likes to make political leaders their scapegoat. News sells better when leaders entertain the masses with their klutziness or foot-in-the-mouth sound bytes. At the forefront of such "comic" public figures is President George W. Bush. George Bush is probably the most quoted American President. Here is a collection of funny George Bush quotes.
- You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
- We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House -- make no mistake about it.
- (discussing decline of French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair) The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.
- This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.
- Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
- When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive.
- This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.
- There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country.
- I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society.
