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Laugh Yourself Silly With These Silly Quotes

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Silliness is not limited to children. In fact, most of us occasionally act silly or say something silly. Don't think so? Let's read silly quotes made by well-known personalities. At the very least, you will find it easier to forgive yourself the next time you catch yourself being silly.

Howard Ogden
Cab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect.

Henny Youngman
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

Spike Milligan
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Martin Terman
Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations.

Ronnie Shakes
I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

Al McGuire
I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.

Elbert Hubbard
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

Geoffrey Household
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted -- but his or her entertainment value.

George Burns
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.

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