There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
E. B. White
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.
Those are my principals, if you don't like them I have others.
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
On cable TV they have a weather channel -- 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
A letter is an unannounced visit, the postman the agent of rude surprises. One ought to reserve an hour a week for receiving letters and afterwards take a bath.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.