We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
I rant, therefore I am.
Television has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
I speak two languages, Body and English.