There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
Harry S. Truman
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
Alice Duer Miller
When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're going to meet them all coming down.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Laurence J. Peter
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.