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Funny Friendship Quotes

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Want to experience the humor in friendship? Read the witty lines below. These funny friendship quotes made me think about friends in an all new light.

Benjamin Franklin
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Euripides
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.

Harry S. Truman
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

Clifton Fadiman
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

Alice Duer Miller
When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.

Jimmy Durante
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're going to meet them all coming down.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Laurence J. Peter
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Ann Richards
I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

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