The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.
Beauty is an outward gift which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
George Bernard Shaw
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.'
All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.