Funny Thoughts

Funny thoughts are often triggered by funny remarks made by people. Also, when you visualize a funny incident that you've seen or heard about, it can cause you to giggle. Share your funny thoughts with others and see how you create a riot of laughter around you. If you need some help, read these funny thoughts of well known people.

Oscar Wilde
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

Charles Schulz
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Oscar Wilde
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.

Edward Gibbon
Beauty is an outward gift which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

Quentin Crisp
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

George Bernard Shaw
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

Joe Namath
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.'

Friedrich Nietzsche
All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.

Mark Twain
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.