I can resist everything except temptation.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone; any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Jerome K. Jerome
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.