Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.