Funny Golf Quotes

There are many hidden benefits of playing golf. Go golfing with your office colleagues and see how relations improve. Catch up on the latest gossip while you wait for the ball. Exchange funny golf quotes and enjoy with your golfing buddies. Read a good collection of funny golf quotes here. With these funny golf quotes, you are going to become an instant hit in the golf circuit.

Ben Hogan
Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Raymond Floyd
They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.

Harry Vardon
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Ben Hogan
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

Jim Bishop
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Ben Hogan
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled.

George Deukmejian
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

William Wordsworth
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Gilbert K. Chesterton
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.