Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
In between goals is a thing called life that has to be lived and enjoyed.
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
Dance as though no one is watching you; love as though you have never been hurt before, sing as though no one can hear you, live as though heaven is on earth.
If it's not fun, you're not doing it right.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
T S Eliot
If you haven't the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms it offers you.