Laughter Quotes

Wisdom culled from enlightened minds, sprinkled with humor, can make for enriching reading. Laughter cures us of many ills. It may not be possible to live a stress-free life. But we can surely include some laughter in our lives to bust the stress. Experience the joy of laughter with these laughter quotes.

• Torvald Gahlin
  He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.

• Jerry Seinfeld
  There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.

• Oscar Wilde
  The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

• Douglas Adams
  My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.

• Winston Churchill
  A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

• Oscar Wilde
  Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

• Woody Allen
  Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

• Mae West
  I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

• Hedy Lamarr
  Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

• Groucho Marx
  Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

• Mae West
  Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

• Oscar Wilde
  I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

• Mark Twain
  By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

• Woody Allen
  The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

• Steven Wright
  Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.