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Let These Laughter Quotes Tickle Your Funny Bone

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Wisdom culled from enlightened minds, sprinkled with humor, can make for enriching reading. Laughter cures us of many ills. It may not be possible to live a stress-free life. But we can surely include some laughter in our lives to bust the stress. Experience the joy of laughter with these laughter quotes.
  • Torvald Gahlin
    He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.

  • Jerry Seinfeld
    There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.

  • Oscar Wilde
    The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

  • Douglas Adams
    My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.

  • Winston Churchill
    A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

  • Oscar Wilde
    Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

  • Woody Allen
    Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

  • Mae West
    I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

  • Hedy Lamarr
    Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

  • Groucho Marx
    Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

  • Mae West
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

  • Oscar Wilde
    I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

  • Mark Twain
    By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

  • Woody Allen
    The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

  • Steven Wright
    Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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