Bumper Sticker Quotes

Do bumper stickers enhance the aesthetic appeal of your car? I do not know about that, but I do believe that they make a statement. So, if you care about the kind of statement you would want to make with your car, here's your chance. Here are a bunch of bumper stickers quotes that will help you give the world a piece of your mind.

"Caution: I drive like you do!"

"I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason."

"You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares."

"My other car bumper sticker is funny."

"I'm in no hurry; I'm on my way to work."

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

"I just got a new car for my wife today. Best trade I ever made."

"Back off! I'm not that kind of car."

"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!"

"I'm not deaf... I'm just ignoring you."