Boss's Day Quotes

Here is an unofficial code: if you want to climb the corporate ladder, first learn to manage your boss. With a happy boss, you can reach the top. On this Boss's Day, share these quotes with your superior to win him over.

• Robert Frost
  The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.
  
  
• Sam Walton
  There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
  
  
• Howard Aiken
  Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
  
  
• John Gotti
  If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
  
  
• Lawrence H. Martin
  In many businesses, today will end at five o'clock. Those bent on success, however, make today last from yesterday right through to tomorrow.
  
  
• Elbert Hubbard
  There is no failure except in no longer trying.
  
  
• Doug Larson
  Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
  
  
• Casey Stengel
  The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
  
  
• Peter Drucker
  Management by objective works -- if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't.
  
  
• Homer Simpson
  Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
  
  
• Tim Gould
  I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.
  
  
• Casey Stengal
  The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate you away from those who are still undecided.
  
  
• Byron Pulsifer
  A good boss is a person who can tolerate my complaints and still manage to say hello to me everyday.
  
  
• Byron Pulsifer
  If it wasn't for bad bosses, I wouldn't know what a good one was like.
  
  
• Leo J. Farrell, Jr.
  The mark of a true executive is usually illegible.
  
  
• Cedric Adams
  Executive: A man who talks to visitors so the other employees can get their work done.