May the Good Lord take a liking to you... but not too soon!
Saint Patrick was a gentleman
Who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland
Here's a drinkee to his health!
But not too many drinkees
Lest we lose ourselves and then...
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see them snakes again!
Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick's Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th.
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.
There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were.
There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Charles M. Madigan
St. Patrick -- one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
St. Patrick's Day Toast
Heres to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!
May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband (or wife).