Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.
Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
It's possible; you can never know that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.