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Witty Sarcasm Abounds in Kurt Vonnegut Quotes

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Famous American satirist Kurt Vonnegut's style has an eerie resemblance with that of Mark Twain. Vonnegut often confessed to be an ardent admirer of Twain. To witness the striking similarity in their lives and lifestyles is another story. When you read Kurt Vonnegut quotes, you will learn about the man behind the barbed comments.

"Breakfast of Champions"

  • New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.

  • Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease.

  • Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
"Sirens of Titan"
  • It is always pitiful when any human being falls into a condition hardly more respectable than that of an animal. How much more pitiful it is when the person who falls has had all the advantages!

  • A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
"Slaughterhouse Five"
  • Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.

  • How nice… to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
"Cold Turkey"
  • Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey.

  • One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
"A Man Without a Country"
  • I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex.

  • Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
"Mother Night"
  • We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
"Hocus Pocus"
  • Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
Other Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
  • I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.

  • If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.

  • I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.

  • Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

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