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Find Humor in Love with a Humorous Love Quote

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Humor is like spice: the right amount can make a delicacy out of a bland meal. That's right, I said, "the right amount." So when it comes to using humor with your loved ones, why take a chance? Use a humorous love quote from this page to season your words with the right amount of humor.

Thyra Smater Winsolow
Platonic love is love from the neck up.

Rogers Willson
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else.

Edgar Watson Howe
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

John Updike
Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant.

Frank Zappa
I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.'

Bill Cosby
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

Honoré de Balzac
Great love affairs start with champagne and end with tisane.

Ray Bandy
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating.

Johnny Carson
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

H. L. Mencken
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

David Bissonette
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

Beverly Nichols
Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.

Henry Louis Mencken
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

Helen Rowland
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Anonymous
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.

Anonymous
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Lord Dewar
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

Helen Rowland
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth… and endures all the rest.

Helen Rowland
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.

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