Bill Cosby
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Dick Gregory
Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
Gloria Steinem
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Katharine Hepburn
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Oscar Wilde
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Abraham Lincoln
With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
Arthur Schopenhauer
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Sam Kinison
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Baudelaire
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Ambrose Bierce
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
Victor Borge
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Robert Briffault
For a male and female to live continuously together is biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Robert Frost
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity.
William Congreve
Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.
Lord Byron
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Samuel Pepys
Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
