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Funny Quotes About Women

Get to Know the Quirky Side of a Woman


Women are not easy to understand. Famous authors and poets have extensively written about 'woman.' Yet, no one can claim to fully fathom her mind. Get to know some feminine quirks with these funny quotes about women. Read witty wisecracks about a woman's nature. These quotes would make most women exclaim, 'What's all the fuss about?' But men would say, 'How true, how true!'

Nancy Reagan, Political Activist
A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.

Aristotle, Philosopher
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

James Thurber, American Humorist
I hate women because they always know where things are.

Malcolm de Chazal, Mauritian Writer
A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Jules Michelet, French Historian
Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

Freya Stark, Author
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.

Gloria Steinem, American Feminist
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

Gloria Steinem, Feminist
[speech at Yale University] Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

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