Read a few of these awesome quotes and commit them to memory. Once you have done that, you can simply walk into a group and stun them with your newfound wisdom. Isn't that a brilliant way to grow your fan following? Here are some awesome quotes to get you started on your path to stardom.
- Sir James Barrie
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing.
- Jerry Seinfeld
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Ruth E. Renkel
Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
- Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- George Burns
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
- Benjamin Franklin
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Tao Le Ching
It is only by not trusting that you turn someone into a liar.
- William Shakespeare
The earth has music for those who listen.
- Elvis Presley
Do something worth remembering.
- Voltaire
The best way to become boring is to say everything.
- Epictetus
Only the educated are free.
- Raynor Schein
Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart.

