Sports Quotes: Baseball: Funny Quote

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Harry Kalas, on Gary Maddox: Baseball: Funny Quote
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.

Bowie Kuhn: Baseball: Funny Quote
I believe in the Rip Van Winkle theory: that a man from 1910 must be able to wake up after being asleep for seventy years, walk into a ballpark and understand baseball perfectly.

Gene Green, to pitcher Jim Brosnan: Baseball: Funny Quote
I don't mind catching your fastball at all. Naturally, I'd want to have a glove on in case you might be having an especially good day.

Dave Barry: Baseball: Funny Quote
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.

Bill Lee: Baseball: Funny Quote
Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice hotels instead of barracks.

Clint Hurdle: Baseball: Funny Quote
If I had done everything I was supposed to, I'd be leading the league in homers, have the highest batting average, have given $100,000 to the Cancer Fund and be married to Marie Osmond.

James "Cool Papa" Bell: Baseball: Funny Quote
I remember one game I got five hits and stole five bases, but none of it was written down because they forgot to bring the scorebook to the game that day.

Phil Rizzuto: Baseball: Funny Quote
I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.

Ted Williams: Baseball: Funny Quote
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.

Thomas Boswell: Baseball: Funny Quote
Baseball is religion without the mischief.

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