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Car Sayings

Get on the Fast Track With These Car Sayings

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It is a guy thing. Right since birth, boys develop a "car fetish." Through adulthood, boys continue to obsess about cars. They cannot stop talking about the features, shape, accessories, and safety mechanisms. Soon the four-wheel machine becomes a passion. What is it that makes guys swoon over these expensive contraptions? These car sayings will probably tell us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.

H. G. Wells
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

Albert Einstein
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Bill Vaughan
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Charles M. Hayes
Remember the street car cannot turn out.

Dale Earnhardt
The winner ain't the one with the fastest car its the one who refuses to lose.

Bertrand Russell
It's a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.

Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Stephen Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

E. B. White
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.

George Bernard Shaw
What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?

Bill Watterson
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Budd Schulberg
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.

Kevin Sinclair
There is a clear link between protecting your car and home and protecting your life. So life insurance was a logical addition to the AA's range.

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