Ralph Waldo Emerson
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
H. G. Wells
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Charles M. Hayes
Remember the street car cannot turn out.
The winner ain't the one with the fastest car its the one who refuses to lose.
It's a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
E. B. White
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
George Bernard Shaw
What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
There is a clear link between protecting your car and home and protecting your life. So life insurance was a logical addition to the AA's range.