Stupidity: Bertrand Russell
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
God: Benjamin Franklin
Fear God, and your enemies will fear you.
Time: Benjamin Franklin
Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure.
Stupidity: Elbert Hubbard
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Love: Benjamin Franklin
If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
Laughter: Irish Proverb
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Work: Edgar Bergen
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Stupidity: Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Life: Oscar Wilde
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Life: JRR Tolkien
All who wander are not lost.
Prejudice: William James
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
Supernatural: Elbert Hubbard
The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.
Humor: Mark Twain
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Opportunity: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every wall is a door.