Cool Quotes

If you want to stand out in a crowd, make a personal statement. Use these cool quotes to make that statement. Cool quotes reflect your attitude and draw attention. Use these cool quotes, as your signature in your emails and you will be a class apart.

Marriage: Benjamin Franklin
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.

Knowledge: Albert Einstein
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

Gossip: Bertrand Russell
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.

Discipline: Jim Rohn
Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.

Humor: George Carlin
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Humor: Robert S. Surtees
It is better to be killed than frightened to death.

Child: Red Buttons
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Youth: George Bernard Shaw
Youth is wasted on the young.

Humor: George Carlin
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Time: Louis Hector Berlioz
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Humor: Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Child: Josh Billings
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.