Filthy but adorable, naughty yet angelic, strong and helpless -- boys are an intriguing bundle of contradictions. Boys grow into men, but at some level, boys remain boys. They never shed their fetishes -- be it games, gizmos, or girls. Read these funny quotes about boys and you will find a striking parallel with the boys and men you know.
- Bart Simpson
Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
- Joseph Heller
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
- James Matthew Barrie
What is genius? It is the power to be a boy again at will.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart.
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
- James Thurber
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
- Mark Twain
There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.
- Bertrand Russell
Boys and young men acquire readily the moral sentiments of their social milieu, whatever these sentiments may be.
- Eric Berne
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
- Mark Twain
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
- Robert Frost
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Give a boy address and accomplishments and you give him the mastery of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
- Charles Dickens
A boy's story is the best that is ever told.
- Mickey Rooney
I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.
- Elvis Presley
When I was a boy, I always saw myself as a hero in comic books and in movies. I grew up believing this dream.