Funny Irish Quote

The language of humor is a universal one. Every community or ethnic group has its own set of funny jokes and witticisms. The people of Ireland also have their own set of funny Irish quotes and jokes. If you are not familiar with the Irish sense of humor, it may take you a while to understand their jokes. But once you get hooked on, there's no looking back. Each funny Irish quote given below is bound to bring a smile to your face.

Oliver Herford
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Brendan Behan
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

Irish Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.

James Boswell
The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another.

Colin Farrell
Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.

Irish Drinking Toast
Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!

Irish Curse
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

Author Unknown
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here.

Oscar Wilde
I can resist everything except temptation.