Profile Quotes

When you read quotes in someone's profile on a social networking website, you instantly form an opinion about that person. So profile quotes are a personal branding tool. Here is a collection of quotations that would classify as good profile quotes. Like to be seen as "funny?" Select funny profile quotes from this list. Or care to look serious? There are profile quotes for you too. Take your pick. Make your profile.

Dick Cavett
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive.

Baltasar Gracian
Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.

Spike Milligan
Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Charles Caleb Colton
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.

Henry David Thoreau
The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?

Virginia Woolf
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.

William Shakespeare
Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.

Benjamin Spock
There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.

Henry Fielding
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

Quentin Crisp
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

William Rotsler
How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.