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Here Are Some Fun Xanga Quotes: Quotes to Make a Cool Xanga Profile

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I recently checked out Xanga, the cool networking website, and found it to be a rage among teenagers. I call the following collection Xanga quotes, as they would work well in your personal profile on Xanga. Xanga quotes have what smart people enjoy -- a lot of attitude with a dash of humor.

Publilius Syrus
A friendship that can end never really began.

Douglas Adams
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Robert Frost
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Mark Twain
Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

La Rochefoucauld
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Martin Luther King Jr.
If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.

Henry Youngman
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

Eric Morecambe
My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

David Letterman
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Phyllis Diller
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Ernest Hemingway
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

Jane Austen
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.

The Aquarian Gospel
Love is the power of God that binds two souls and makes them one.

Sam Ewing
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

Robert Frost
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman; behind her is his wife.

Paris Hilton
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Jim Carrey
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish.

Nick Arnette
When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

Rod Carty
Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.

Marshall McLuhan
Money is just the poor man's credit card.

Jackie Mason
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Dorothy Parker
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Rita Rudner
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Andrew Carnegie
Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

Henny Youngman
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Thom Sharp
I don’t consider myself bald. I’m simply taller than my hair.

Steven Wright
Black holes are where God divided by zero.

A A Milne
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

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