A friendship that can end never really began.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Martin Luther King Jr.
If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
The Aquarian Gospel
Love is the power of God that binds two souls and makes them one.
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Behind every successful man is a woman; behind her is his wife.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish.
When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.
Money is just the poor man's credit card.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then heâs finished.
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you donât need it.
I donât consider myself bald. Iâm simply taller than my hair.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
A A Milne
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.