Anchorman Movie Quotes

Anchorman is a crazy comedy that also focuses on some important issues that emerged in the 1970s, women's liberation being one of them. Thus, when Veronica Corningstone enters the anchoring world wanting to be an "anchorman," Ron (the hero) cannot accept it. He is incredulous that a woman could aspire to become an "anchorman." There is a constant battle between Ron and Veronica throughout the film. Read these Anchorman movie quotes and get a glimpse into this funny film.

Ron Burgundy
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Ron Burgundy
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Ron Burgundy [clears throat]
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Ron Burgundy [after jumping into the grizzly bear pit at the San Diego Zoo]
I immediately regret this decision.

Ron Burgundy [Ron's dog barks at him]
You know I don't speak Spanish.

Brian Fantana
No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Champ Kind
I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming!

Bill Lawson
Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song.

Wes Mantooth
At the bottom of my gut, with every inch of me, I plain, straight hate you. But dammit, do I respect you!