Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Oh! Back to school... back to school... back to school. Well, here goes nothing.
Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?
Have some more sloppy Joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits!
I am the smartest man alive!
Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of ass though, too.
What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?
Old Farm Lady
If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
You were brought up with every advantage. I bought you everything. Toys, cars, vacations, clothes...
When I graduated from first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job.