If you are a die hard Will Ferrell fan,
Talladega Nights is a must watch movie. In
Talladega Nights, expect mindless humor, fast-track racing, and a lot of advertising from Taco Bell, Pepsi, and KFC. Will Ferrell sparkles with his absurdities and hilarious lines. You can sample the humor of the movie through these
Talladega Nights quotes.
- Ricky Bobby: I'm going fast again!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: How fast is he going?
Lucius Washington: 26 miles per hour.
- Cal Naughton, Jr.
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
- Jean Girard: Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?
Ricky Bobby: You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
- Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake!
Jean Girard: Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?
- Ricky Bobby
Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken
- Ricky Bobby
Here's the deal -- I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
- Ricky Bobby
Wow. I feel like I'm in Highlander!
- Texas Ranger
Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
- Texas Ranger
I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!
- Texas Ranger
One of you turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth!
- Ricky Bobby
[while signing autographs] I'd love to sign your baby!
- Ricky Bobby
If you ain't first, you're last.
- Texas Ranger
Why, if it isn't our mangy, transient grandfather.
- Reese Bobby
Hey shut up you little pot-licker I'll stick you in a microwave!
- Ricky Bobby
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.
- Ricky Bobby
Did that blow your mind, because that just happened!