New Year Quotes: Funny

Begin the New Year with a big smile. Here are New Year quotes funny enough to make you smile throughout the year. Bring laughter into the lives of your dear ones with these quotes. Use them as your New Year text messages and add more friends into your life.

• James Agate
  New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
  
  
• Joe King
  New year, same goal.
  
  
• John Selden
  Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.
  
  
• Andre Gide
  But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.
  
  
• Dave Beard
  Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.

Joey Adams
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

Charles Dickens
The New Year, like an infant heir to the whole world, was waited for, with welcomes, presents, and rejoicings.