Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive.
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
To be with the same person for the rest of your life just sounds so drab.
Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That... or a kick-ass red lipstick!
You're not anyone in America unless you're on TV.
Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking about things that I stress about.
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.
It doesn't matter if you win by a second or a mile, winning is winning!
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's ok. The bat had to get Ozzy shots!
There's only two people in your life you should lie to: the police and your girlfriend.
Life is full of risks anyway. Why not take them?
Every woman should have four pets in her life: a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.