Full House
- Stop calling me names you cheese head!
- It gets worse. They brought me the wrong fruit, they cleaned my room wrong, they brushed my hair wrong...
- You were right, he is a major babe!
- You kissed a boy? Eww! cooties!!
- Even if it's my first year I buy a real present, and Dad's gonna hate it, and this could scar me for life!
- I'll help too, but no diapers, they make me apprehensive!
- Whoa! A million billion chips and nobody in the kitchen!
- It wasn't mine, it was Jennifer's, I don't know why I listen to her, in the 3rd Grade she told me you could get pregnant from eating pistachios!
- I don't need to know everything about sports, I just need enough of your mumbo jumbo to make it look like I do so I can trick Eric into liking me!
- As for the cheerleaders, their pyramid was shoddy, their splits were a joke and you could barely hear the cheers over the flapping of Courtney Collinson's thighs.
- No snow for Christmas? What a rip off!
- I'll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, peanut butter on top, smooth, but not crunchy and cut off all the crusts please.
- Maybe! Grown-ups will say anything to make kids co-operate!
- I am Henri. Zee American cooking, it tastes like du caka poo poo.
- So, the tin man has a heart after all.
- What can I say? We're teenagers!
