To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right shut up.
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing… she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye-to-eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years… then we met.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead… get married.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.