Funny Short Quotes

There are various forms of humor. But humor that is clipped and concise is the most hilarious. Likewise, while there are lots of funny quotes, the ones that are brief are the ones that make you laugh the hardest. Here are some funny short quotes that promise to tickle your funny bone.

Mark Twain
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Gore Vidal
Never have children, only grandchildren.

Elayne Boosler
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Bertrand Russell
Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.

William Shakespeare
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Lisa Hoffman
Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.

Quentin Crisp
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Mary Schmich
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Jonathan Winters
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

Mark Twain
Familiarity breeds contempt... and children.