If you have not yet watched the TV series, South Park
, these funny South Park
quotes are sure to turn you into a loyal fan. The humor is bizarre, and borders on chauvinism. But if you don't mind derisive humor, you will have a wild time with these funny South Park
Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!
Chef: You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog, straight tricks.
Kyle: I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.
Trey Parker: Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.
Kyle's Mom: Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!
Stan's Mom: Stan, what did I tell you about watching the Osbournes? It's going to make you retarded!
Stan: You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
Newscaster Ned: If irony was made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
- Gerald Brofloski: You see Kyle, we live in a liberal-democratic society, and democrats make sexual harassment laws, these laws tell us what we can and can't say in the work place, and what we can and can't do in the work place.
Kyle Brovslofksi: Isn't that Fascism?
Gerald Brofloski: No, because we don't call it Fascism.
- Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
- Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.