Expectation: Quote Mark Twain
A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes.
Funny: Quote Mark Twain
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Famous People: Quote Mark Twain
Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
Friendship: Quote Mark Twain
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
Funny: Quote Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Friendship: Quote Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Focus: Quote Mark Twain
You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
